Friday, April 30, 2010

Tony Horton Makes Politicians Weep


Tony Horton's the subject of a big write-up in the Washington Post today -- and there's a photo slideshow, too! Check it out here.

The article's a perfectly nice love letter to Tony and P90X. Even the criticisms (it ain't new! it's super-tough!) are actually praise in disguise:

Ah, yes, "muscle confusion," the cornerstone term of P90X, referring to the varying workouts that [Horton] says are necessary to combat workout plateaus.

Muscle confusion contains "absolutely nothing new in it whatsoever," says Todd Miller, an associate professor of exercise science at George Washington University, who is an expert in strength and conditioning. P90X "is very high-intensity exercises that you're doing for an hour a day. That's a lot of freaking exercise. If you do any high-enough-intensity workout and couple it with a [healthy] diet, you're probably going to get pretty much the same results."

What Horton calls "muscle confusion" exercise scientists call "periodization," and they've been calling it that for decades.

"Maybe the videos are well produced, or fun," Miller says. "But the reason the program works is ultimately because people do it." That's not a slam -- the hardest part of any exercise program is getting people to keep at it. And Horton manages to
do that, despite the fact that . . .

"It's awful," says [U.S. Senator] Richard Burr [R - NC]. "It doesn't matter how many times you do it, it still makes you cry."

Nicely done, BeachBody marketing department! After all, why pay for late-night infomercial airtime or teeny-tiny ads in the back pages of periodicals when the Washington Post offers free advertising?

(But for the Post, assigning journalists to write long-form advertisements for non-paying clients doesn't strike me as a smart business move. I know Friday's a slow news day, but isn't this just a little emblematic of why American newspapers are failing?)

Treadmills Are For Dancing

Someone's been playing a little too much Dance Dance Revolution.

Round 3 / Day 63: P90X X Stretch

I know I did X Stretch this morning, but can't remember anything about it. It's like my brain was shut off, which isn't necessarily a bad thing. It's like I entered a zen-like meditative state, which interrupted only by having to hunt around for my yoga block and telling my kid to go back to bed.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Pizza for Lunch, Let's Have a Bunch

I don't just work out and blog, you know. I also eat pizza. But not before lovingly photographing it.


Pizzeria Delfina - San Francisco, CA



Pizzeria Bianco - Phoenix, AZ


Boon Fly Cafe - Napa, CA



flour + water - San Francisco, CA






Howie's Artisan Pizza - Palo Alto, CA


Contigo - San Francisco, CA



Pizzeria Mozza - Los Angeles, CA



Pizza Politana - San Francisco, CA

I'm hungry.

Round 3 / Day 62: 2K5 Turbulence Training Workout B + RKC Get Ups + One-on-One with Tony Horton - Killer Abs

I feel like I'm struggling (more than usual) to finish my sets of pull-ups and chin-ups. It's probably because I haven't been diligently "greasing the groove" by cranking out short sets of pull-ups every time I pop into the garage. In other words, I've been lazy.

Plus: I secretly hate pull-ups.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Round 3 / Day 61: P90X+ Interval Plus

Started out easy, and ended up hard.

Link Dump



For those of you who think the KFC Double Down is for pussies, check out IHOP's Pancake Stackers -- a "crustless cheesecake" sandwiched between two pancakes, topped with artificially flavored fruit compote, and served with eggs, bacon and hash browns. And it contains only 1,250 calories!

I bet the increasingly girthy fast food fans over in Qatar can't wait to try out this barftastic combo.

Speaking of emetic mash-ups, half-spinning/half-yoga classes are popping up all over the place. (Well, New York, anyway.)

But before you bike like crazy, slurp down an ICEE first. As the New York Times reports, "researchers have found they can delay the time to utter exhaustion by getting people a bit chilled" prior to exercise. And apparently:
all you have to do is drink an ice slurry, also known as a slushie, before exercising. In a new study, [it was found] that young male recreational athletes who drank a syrup-flavored ice slurry just before running on a treadmill in hot room could keep going for an average of 50 minutes before they had to stop. When they drank only syrup-flavored cold water, they could run for an average of 40 minutes.
And while we're on the topic of food, we eat too much salt, as this handy (and scary) infographic shows:


Good thing PepsiCo's on the case. Rather than changing the flavor of its overly-processed snacks, PepsiCo's investing time and effort into rejiggering the crystal structure of salt to keep us happily addicted to the company's abhorrent (but tasty!) junk food.

By the way, soda makes you age faster. There's nothin' like being fat and old!

But don't worry: The Wall Street Journal tells its fat cat readers that carrying around an extra ten pounds is no big deal. (Best quote: "And it can make you look younger, too"!)

Lastly, I've been eying the Tough Mudder (which the New York Times just wrote about). But I suspect that -- as with most things that involve barbed wire, flaming hay bales, copious amounts of mud, and two-to-three hours of sustained physical exertion -- I probably won't follow through.

But the Tough Mudder home workout looks pretty decent.

Don't Get Mistaken For A Pedo Bear


Another reason to buy yourself a pull-up bar for home use:

If you do pull-ups at the playground, helicopter moms are eventually going to mistake you for a pedophile.

(Source: Gawker)

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Round 3 / Day 60: One-on-One with Tony Horton - Fountain of Youth

Forty-five minutes of yoga is perfect. It's enough to get me feeling nice and stretchy and balanced and calm -- but without feeling like I just spent ten percent of my waking hours doing vinyasa sequences.

I also love doing yoga at home. I can shake and stumble without anyone watching or judging, which means I can focus on my form rather than worrying about how I'm stacking up next to more devoted, accomplished yogis.

Maybe it's just me, but the prospect of going to yoga classes intimidates me. (I've tried taking yoga classes before at Canyon Ranch, but that's not the same thing.) I have no clue about yoga etiquette. (Where do I set up? How far apart are our mats supposed to be? Can I borrow a yoga block? Is it a problem if I fart during Downward Dog?) I suppose I could get more comfortable with more informal classes through groups like Yoga To The People, but honestly, I much prefer practicing my own brand of wobbly yoga in my garage, where the only people who point and laugh are my wife and kids.

Sugar = Sugar = Sugar


So we know sugar's bad for you, but what about agave nectar? After all, it's all-natural, organic, and it doesn't spike your blood glucose like sugar does. And since it's sweeter than sugar, you can use less of it, right? So isn't it a healthy substitute for sugar?

No, not really.

"People are disgusted with aspartame and Splenda, and they're looking for an alternative to high-fructose corn syrup," said Kantha Shelke, a food chemist specializing in natural foods and principal with the Chicago-based food science think tank Corvus Blue. But Shelke adds that consumers' high hopes for agave may be somewhat misguided. "People say it's a healthful alternative, but it's not really. A sugar is a sugar is a sugar," she says.
More here and here and here and here.

(My favorite line: "Organic junk is still junk.")

You Can Eat the Butter, But Skip the Bread



The evidence is mounting:

Carbs are bad.

Saturated fat? Not so much.

Conventional wisdom -- “go low-fat” -- got it ass-backwards. The persistent belief in “low-fat” diets -- premised on four decades of flawed governmental findings, limited and/or mis-cited studies, agribusiness interests, scientific hyberbole, and willful blindness -- has led Americans to stuff ever-increasing amounts of processed carbohydrates in their mouths in place of proteins and good fats. And it’s killing us.

Gary Taubes’ 2002 New York Times Magazine article (“What If It’s All Been a Big Fat Lie?”) and 2007 book (“Good Calories, Bad Calories”) covered this subject in exhaustive and compelling detail, but at the time, many dismissed him as another Atkins nut. (Others rejoiced.) But more and more, it looks like he was right on the money: Refined carbs -- not saturated fat – are responsible for the health epidemic associated with obesity, diabetes, cardiovascular disease (a.k.a., metabolic syndrome, or Syndrome X).

Scientific American is the latest to echo Taubes’ assessment of carbs versus fat:

[W]hile Americans have dutifully reduced the percentage of daily calories from saturated fat since 1970, the obesity rate during that time has more than doubled, diabetes has tripled, and heart disease is still the country’s biggest killer. Now a spate of new research, including a meta-analysis of nearly two dozen studies, suggests a reason why: investigators may have picked the wrong culprit. Processed carbohydrates, which many Americans eat today in place of fat, may increase the risk of obesity, diabetes and heart disease more than fat does—a finding that has serious implications for new dietary guidelines expected this year.



“If you reduce saturated fat and replace it with high glycemic-index carbohydrates, you may not only not get benefits—you might actually produce harm,” Ludwig argues. The next time you eat a piece of buttered toast, he says, consider that “butter is actually the more healthful component.”
Read the entire article here. And if you’re interested in all the gory details about how American health officials and nutrition experts got it so very wrong for so very long, check out Taubes’ book or watch his 2007 lecture at U.C. Berkeley.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Round 3 / Day 59: 2K5 Turbulence Training Workout A + RKC Man Maker + Insanity Cardio Abs

At long last, I'm finally becoming proficient in swinging a kettlebell properly.

Yes, it's taken me two months.

And yes, I'm a slow learner.

Round 3 / Day 58: P90X Plyometrics

Yikes -- I totally forgot to post about yesterday's workout. I wish I could tell you it's because I was so busy yesterday, but I wasn't. (Picking up materials at IKEA to custom-build a standing desk was all I had on the agenda.)

Anyway, I did Plyometrics yesterday, and enjoyed the hell out of it. I didn't realize how much I'd missed this workout until I saw Erik Stolhanske, Pam the Blam and Dominic show up on my television screen -- it was like putting on a favorite old jacket that you forgot about in the back of your closet.

But:

I never thought I'd say this, but P90X Plyometrics is getting to be a little too easy -- I didn't break a sweat until halfway through. (And believe me: I am one sweaty guy.) I had no trouble keeping up with Dominic's manic jumping, and to challenge myself a bit more, I squeezed in few extra Jump Knee Tucks and Rock Star Hops after the 30-second sets were over. I still got a good workout, but I've come a long way, baby.

Sunday, April 25, 2010

KFC, Krispy Kreme, and Luther Vandross


You know about Luther Burgers, right? They're burgers with glazed donuts in place of the bun. Here on the West Coast, where In-N-Out Burgers are often located within spitting distance of a Krispy Kreme, a cult of Krispy Kreme / In-N-Out Luther Burgers has been spawned. (Added bonus: They're named after Luther Vandross.)

It was only a matter of time before someone decided to cobble together a hybrid KFC Double Down / Krispy Kreme sandwich -- possibly both the best and worst fast food sandwich ever created. Check this out:


(Thanks for the link, Pam!)

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Round 3 / Day 57: P90X+ Total Body Plus + Abs / Core Plus


It's good to be back on my Monster Mash-Up schedule, though it's a little frustrating to have to keep pausing and replaying sections of the P90X+ Total Body Plus video. The names of the exercise variations aren't super-descriptive (e.g., "Chuck-Up Xs," "Mister Moons," "Bella Twists," etc.), and it's a mental challenge -- for me, anyway -- to keep up with all the bells and whistles in this workout.

Nonetheless, Total Body Plus and Abs / Core Plus, done together, deliver a fantastic full-body workout. Thumbs up.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Round 3 / Day 56: RKC Man Maker + One-on-One with Tony Horton - Recovery 4 Results

I have a cold. But I did my recovery exercises today, and threw in some kettlebell swings nonetheless. It didn't make me feel any better, but hey -- it didn't make me feel any worse, either.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Round 3 / Day 55: One-on-One with Tony Horton - Fountain of Youth

I was glad to greet the morning with yoga -- especially after enduring a grueling workout the night before. Rather than just going through the motions, I took the time to really focus on maintaining good form today, and it paid off: I felt great afterwards. Or maybe it's just because I knew I wouldn't have to get on Pirates of the Caribbean for the 13th time today.

(In case you're interested, the L.A. Times recently ran a piece on how to make sure your yoga form is correct, and also featured a photo slideshow on yoga do's and don'ts. Check it out.)

Link Dump


Back at work and backlogged like crazy, so here are some links to keep you occupied until I dig my way out of email hell:
That’s all I got. Back to the grind...

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Round 3 / Day 54: Insanity Max Interval Circuit

After being cooped up in the car for the long drive home from L.A., my five-year-old gamely kicked and punched his way through his martial arts class, and M dutifully attended her cardio kickboxing class.

Me? I popped in my Max Interval Circuit DVD and almost killed myself. I think I'm going to pass out. (Good thing it's bedtime.)

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Round 3 / Day 53: 2K4 Turbulence Training Workouts A + B

After five straight days of Disneyland, I've completely overdosed on the saccharine sweetness (in more ways than one) of the Magic Kingdom, so it's a good thing we hightailed it out of Anaheim this morning. More importantly, this also means I'm done with working out in a pitch-black hotel room after my exhausted, sugar-loaded, pirate-obsessed kids have passed out for the night.

We're now in L.A., visiting M's sister, and staying at a hotel with a fitness center that actually stays open past 8 p.m. -- shocking! I'm no fan of hotel fitness centers, but I was just happy to have a set of dumbbells and a weight bench at my disposal, so I took full advantage and did both Workouts A and B of the 2K4 version of Turbulence Training.

The hotel gym was empty (except for a maintenance worker trying to fix a broken treadmill), so I got the place to myself. I've become so accustomed to working out alone that I bet I'd feel self-conscious exercising in a crowded gym now.

The only other person who appeared to be exercising was a middle-aged woman who was walking up and down the hall outside the fitness center. She passed by every few minutes, slowly strolling by in high-heeled clogs. She did this for forty-five minutes. I wanted to run out of the fitness center and tell her she needed to ditch her shoes and pick up the pace. But then I'd be even more of an asshat than I already am.

I Love Irony

FiveThirtyEight's compared the nutritional damage inflicted by various fast food sandwiches using the KFC Double Down as a yardstick, and it turns out that the only thing worse than the original, fried version of the Double Down is the grilled version of the Double Down:
[N]ot only is the Double Down worse for you than any of the chicken products (Chick-Fil-A's Chargrilled Chicken Club, at 0.91 DDPCs, is the next-worst), but also all of the burgers as well -- even the Triple Baconator (0.98 DDPCs) and the infamous Thickburger (0.92 DDPCs). In fact, the only thing that beats than the Original Recipe Double Down is the supposedly healthier grilled Double Down (1.19 DDPCs), which is almost 20 percent worse for you than the signature version on a per-calorie basis.

8 Hours of Sleep - No More, No Less

Not getting a full night's rest? Sleep eight hours and you'll eat less.

And not just 'cause you can't eat while unconscious.

Unless you're a sleep-eater.

Which you're not.

(But try not to sleep too much more than eight hours, or you're likely to put on the pounds again.)

Monday, April 19, 2010

Freakishly Common

A century ago, Chauncy Morlan was a sideshow "fat man" who made his living displaying his "freakish" size to audiences who marveled at his girth.


But in a day and age (and country) where almost two-thirds of us are overweight or obese, Mr. Morlan doesn't appear very much out of the ordinary at all, does he?

(Source: Neatorama)

Round 3 / Day 52: One-on-One with Tony Horton - Killer Abs

I know, I know -- I'm a weasel for settling for a quick ab workout today. But you try working out on a hotel room floor with the lights out and your spouse and two kids sleeping less than ten feet away.

And while I know it's not an Insanity workout or anything, lugging a wriggling two-year-old and herding a punchy five-year-old around Disneyland isn't a cakewalk, either.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Round 3 / Day 51: Nothing But Legs

Another day's workout done in the silent darkness of a hotel room:

  • Squats (50 reps)
  • Forward Lunges (25 reps per leg)
  • Calf-Raise Squats (50 reps)
  • Speed Skaters (25 reps per leg)
  • Wall Squat (1 minute)
  • Reverse Lunges (25 reps per leg)
  • Single-Leg Wall Squats (30 seconds per leg)
  • Deadlift Squats (25 reps per leg)
  • Lunge & Kicks (25 reps per leg)
  • Sneaky Lunges (25 reps per leg)
  • Chair Pose / Twisting Chair Pose (1 minute)
  • Toe-Roll Iso Lunges (25 reps per leg)
  • Groucho Walks - Plyo Legs version (50 reps)
  • Calf Raises (75 reps)
  • 80/20 Speed Squats (25 reps per leg)

Most of these moves come from P90X Legs & Back, but some are from Plyo Legs from the One-on-One with Tony Horton series. In the end, this workout didn't take long, but I know I'll be extremely sore in the morning.

Shake Weights Just Got Even Better

Looks like SNL's taken the Shake Weights infomercial where it was probably intended in the first place:

Why It's Harder for Women to Lose Weight (And Why You Should Ditch Your Office Chair)

The New York Times examines the role of exercise in losing weight (and keeping it off), and finds that:

Exercise -- by itself -- "is pretty useless for weight loss" because people who exercise more also tend to eat more:
[W]orking out can have a significant effect on appetite. The mechanisms that control appetite and energy balance in the human body are elegantly calibrated. “The body aims for homeostasis,” Braun says. It likes to remain at whatever weight it’s used to. So even small changes in energy balance can produce rapid changes in certain hormones associated with appetite, particularly acylated ghrelin, which is known to increase the desire for food, as well as insulin and leptin, hormones that affect how the body burns fuel.
However, women's bodies "seem to react differently than men’s bodies to the metabolic effects of exercise":
In one study presented last year at the annual conference of the American College of Sports Medicine, when healthy young men ran for an hour and a half on a treadmill at a fairly high intensity, their blood concentrations of acylated ghrelin fell, and food held little appeal for the rest of that day. Exercise blunted their appetites. A study that Braun oversaw and that was published last year by The American Journal of Physiology had a slightly different outcome. In it, 18 overweight men and women walked on treadmills in multiple sessions while either eating enough that day to replace the calories burned during exercise or not. Afterward, the men displayed little or no changes in their energy-regulating hormones or their appetites, much as in the other study. But the women uniformly had increased blood concentrations of acylated ghrelin and decreased concentrations of insulin after the sessions in which they had eaten less than they had burned. Their bodies were directing them to replace the lost calories. In physiological terms, the results “are consistent with the paradigm that mechanisms to maintain body fat are more effective in women,” Braun and his colleagues wrote. In practical terms, the results are scientific proof that life is unfair. Female bodies, inspired almost certainly “by a biological need to maintain energy stores for reproduction,” Braun says, fight hard to hold on to every ounce of fat. Exercise for many women (and for some men) increases the desire to eat.
But there's a silver lining. Women who reported exercising an hour a day -- granted, still more than most people would prefer to do -- tended to keep from gaining weight in their middle age.

Also, "if you can somehow pry off the pounds, exercise may be the most important element in keeping the weight off." Studies show that those who steadfastly stuck to their exercise routines " regained less weight than those who didn’t exercise and, even more striking, did not regain weight around their middles. [On the other hand, t]he women who didn’t exercise regained their weight and preferentially packed on these new pounds around their abdomens."

Lastly:
In a completed but unpublished study conducted in his energy-metabolism lab, Braun and his colleagues had a group of volunteers spend an entire day sitting. If they needed to visit the bathroom or any other location, they spun over in a wheelchair. Meanwhile, in a second session, the same volunteers stood all day, “not doing anything in particular,” Braun says, “just standing.” The difference in energy expenditure was remarkable, representing “hundreds of calories,” Braun says, but with no increase among the upright in their blood levels of ghrelin or other appetite hormones. Standing, for both men and women, burned multiple calories but did not ignite hunger. One thing is going to become clear in the coming years, Braun says: if you want to lose weight, you don’t necessarily have to go for a long run. “Just get rid of your chair.”
A few weeks ago, I abandoned by office chair altogether and raised my computer monitor so that I could comfortably use it standing up. I'd intended to try it out for awhile to see if I liked it, but now, it looks like my new set-up's going to be permanent.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Round 3 / Day 50: Chest & Ab Special

My five-year-old would be perfectly happy if Disneyland consisted of just two rides: Star Tours and Pirates of the Caribbean. In two and a half days, we've sat through each at least a half-dozen times. (I lost count after six.)

Me? I'd be content if Disney's Grand Californian Hotel had a fitness center that stayed open past 8 p.m., so that M and I could take turns working out after the kids went to bed.

But even at Disneyland, wishes don't always come true. So tonight, after another tiring (but fun!) day at the amusement park, we tucked the boys in bed, turned out the lights, and waited until the little ones fell asleep. M and I then quietly slipped into our workout wear, laid two bath towels on the floor of our hotel room, and proceeded to silently exercise in the dark.


I know that a lot of people might consider this ridiculous, but to us, our day's not complete if we haven't done something that requires us to mop up our sweat.

Without weights available, I decided to alternate between push-up variations (all pulled from P90X and Insanity) and Ab Ripper X exercises. I did twenty reps of each exercise below (except as otherwise indicated):
  • Standard Push-Ups
  • In & Outs
  • Military Push-Ups
  • Seated Bicycles - Forward
  • Plange Push-Ups
  • Seated Bicycles - Reverse
  • Sphinx Push-Ups
  • Crunchy Frogs
  • Pike Presses
  • Wide-Leg Sit-Ups
  • Squat Push-Ups
  • Fifer Scissors
  • 2-Speed Twitch Push-Ups
  • Hip Rock & Raises
  • Diamond Push-Ups
  • Pulse-Ups
  • Prison Cell Push-Ups (10 reps)
  • V-Up Roll-Ups
  • Decline Push-Ups
  • Oblique V-Ups - Left Side
  • One-Arm Balance Push-Ups
  • Oblique V-Ups - Right Side
  • Dive Bombers (10 reps)
  • Leg Climbs
  • Ab Push-Ups
  • Mason Twists (40 reps)
  • Balance Push-Ups
The most challenging part? Trying to stay quiet.

I think I'm ready to pass out now.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Round 3 / Day 49: Rest(?)

Exhausted.

M and I took turns escorting each of our boys through Disneyland and California Adventures, and I had a blast with them both. But 12 hours straight on my feet -- save for those precious few minutes on rides or at meals -- have worn me out.

(Speaking of food, we've managed to stick to our high-protein, low-grain diets while at Disneyland by: (1) not purchasing snacks and other between-meal treats at the parks, (2) being pains in the asses and ordering sauces and dressings on the side, and (3) subbing out the ubiquitous sides of potatoes -- in the form of fries, hash browns, etc. -- for other vegetables or fruit. So far, so good, though the kids are naturally pigging out on everything kids should gorge on when at Disneyland.)

Only three more days of this. I hope I survive.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Wii Fit Nympho

Watch out, Wii Fit owners: Injuring yourself while playing a (not very physically demanding) video game could render you incredibly horny.

Smells Like Sugar

I'm not exactly complaining about the (sickeningly) sweet fragrance of funnel cakes, churros and beignets wafting over us as we stroll from Adventureland to Tomorrowland. These scents are incredibly nostalgic for me, and I can't say I'm not a little tempted by the siren call of fried chicken, kettle corn, and Mickey Mouse-shaped pretzels, either.

But holy shit, people. I think I took in a few hundred extra calories simply by inhaling the smell of the stuff that everyone's mindlessly downing here.

This place smells like diabetes.

Round 3 / Day 48: 2K3 Turbulence Training Workout Workout B + RKC Get Ups + P90X+ Abs / Core Plus (+ 50 Pull-Ups)

Before piling everything in the car and making a beeline for Southern California, M and I dutifully got up at 5:30 this morning to exercise.

Today's Turbulence Training routine wasn't too tough -- the stability ball moves and planks are fairly easy, and the rest of the exercises were fairly basic -- so I upped my weights and added brief sets of pull-ups at the end of each superset. By the end of my final set of Step-Ups, I knew I'd picked the right weights; I was just the right amount of exhausted.

Get-Ups are still kicking my ass, particularly when I'm doing them from my left (weaker) side. I may need to start wearing a helmet.

As for Abs / Core Plus, is it just me, or did Tony get a little too carried away with his attempts to add variety to the moves in P90X+? The exercises on the pull-up bar are great, but Cherry Bombs? Banana Masons? Raised-Toe-Iso-Leaning-Standing-Crunches? Are these moves really any better than those in Ab Ripper X?

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Disneyland Eats

Don't tell my kids -- it's a surprise! -- but we're driving down to Disneyland tomorrow. When we visited the Happiest (Money-Sucking) Place on Earth with our five-year-old last year, we had a great time seeing the park through his eyes. Of course, this year, we're also bringing our travel-unfriendly two-year-old, which terrifies me.

All kidding aside, it should be fun (albeit exhausting) to herd the boys through the park, and M and I certainly should be getting more than enough exercise rushing from attraction to attraction with two small children in tow. But I have a feeling I won't be finding lots of food at Disneyland that I'll actually want to eat. (I think I'll pass on the battered-and-fried Blue Bayou Monte Cristo sandwich, thankyouverymuch.) Looks like I'm just going to have to stick with the skewers at Bengal Barbecue in Adventureland. (And a pocket full of trail mix and beef jerky.)

Round 3 / Day 47: Insanity Max Interval Plyo

The great thing about no longer doing Insanity workouts four times a week is that I don't constantly feel like I've been in a car accident. But the not-so-great thing about not doing Insanity four times a week is that I'm no longer conditioned to endure Shaun T's diabolically intense workouts.



Let's just say that Max Interval Plyo punched me in the balls this morning and leave it at that.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Round 3 / Day 46: One-on-One with Tony Horton - Fountain of Youth

Yoga is awesome for athletic training. Especially when it only takes 45 minutes.

Battling the Bulge



When you have a moment, go check out Marc Ambinder's thought-provoking piece, "Beating Obesity," in The Atlantic this month.

Ambinder makes an interesting argument that "[m]uch of the solid advice society imparts to people who want to lose weight is best suited, intentionally or not, for well-off Americans." After all, celebrity trainers and diet gurus enjoy "the freedom [their] status and position in life give [them] to follow a diet." According to the author, simply telling (or, in some cases, shaming) people to diet and exercise isn't enough -- especially when their economic circumstances, shady agribusiness lobbyists, food marketers and the prevalence of cheap-but-toxic ingestables conspire to make it almost impossible to do so.

Pointing to "The Biggest Loser" as an example, Ambinder writes: "contestants are plucked out of their environment and social circle, sent to a weight-loss boot camp, and forced to radically change their calorie intake and output for several months. That’s one way to lose weight. But who, besides the very rich, or the very idle, can replicate the show’s setup?"

Of course, Ambinder recognizes that obesity is a killer, and acknowledges that "[w]e should care about what we put into our bodies, and we shouldn’t neglect exercise." However,
we need to recognize the limits of individual agency, especially in the new, “obesogenic” environment that’s been created over the past 30 years, and especially for those in the bottom third of the socioeconomic pyramid. Putting individual solutions and free will up against the increase in portion sizes, massive technological and societal changes, food-company taste-engineering, and the ubiquity of effective television advertisements is like asking Ecuador to conquer China. And yet, that is what public-health campaigns suggest we do.

The government can’t ask someone to pursue a healthier lifestyle—to attain a “normal” BMI, to become a non-stigmatized being—if it isn’t prepared to provide that person with the foundation for health granted to some of us purely by the accident of birth. “Increasing awareness” about healthy lifestyles is not simply gentle paternalism; in the absence of real support, it’s immoral. In that context, stigmatizing young children for being fat is unconscionable; stigmatizing poor adults is only marginally less so; and stigmatizing Mexican American boys and black women and American Indian children of both genders for their weight is both immoral and racist.
The problem of fat stigma is a real one, and I agree that it's often patronizing, cruel and in bad taste. I, for one, side with those who have concluded that shame and humiliation turns people off of exercise rather than the other way around, and that the best way to get people off the couch is through encouragement and support.

I also agree with Ambinder that "[t]he people most vulnerable to obesity ... do not have access to healthy food, to role models, to solid health-care and community infrastructures, to accurate information, to effective treatments, and even to the time necessary to change their relationship with food." People on the lowest socioeconomic rung on the ladder don't have easy access to fresh produce, let alone organic fruits and vegetables; instead, they're stuck with the corner convenience store, stocked with heavily-processed non-perishables -- junk food. For the poorest in our society, there is no access to preventative medicine or health education. The urban and rural poor have little to no resources with which to battle obesity.
I disagree, however, with Ambinder's generalization that only the rich and idle can afford to diet and exercise. For the vast middle class, getting healthy doesn't have to be expensive. It's true, of course, that gym memberships aren't free. As a general matter, organic, whole (non-super-processed) foods are more expensive. And yes, time is a precious commodity when you're hustling like crazy just to put food -- any food -- on the table.

But consider the following:

You don't have to pay for a gym membership. Snag free passesMake your own fitness equipment on the cheap and work out at home. Don't have time/skills to build your own weights? Do bodyweight resistance exercises and equipment-free cardio routines. Or go on a run. You don't even need shoes.

If you can afford to eat organically, you should -- but you don't need to eat organic to lose weight. If you're cash-strapped but want pesticide-free, sustainably-grown food, try Wal-Mart, where cheap(er) organic food can now be found. But nutrient-wise, food is food. And contrary to conventional wisdom, "real" food isn't more expensive than processed or fast food. Admittedly, it takes more effort to cook than to hit Burger King, and you have to have access to a kitchen, but come on:
[C]ooking cheaply can be done, and in much healthier fashion than buying chili dogs and donuts at the local convenience store. Assuming a kitchen, a stove, running water, etc., cooking is not that time-consuming -- it can be done while performing other household chores, or for that matter by using a slow cooker, which takes almost no time at all, since it’s almost entirely unattended. No. it’s not automatic. It’s not a true no-brainer. But it’s been done by the most varied assortment of the world’s citizens imaginable, since humans stood upright.
You can find time to diet and exercise. You're busy, but if you can find time to watch other people work out on "The Biggest Loser," you have time to work out. (Americans watch an average of over five hours of television per day.) It's a matter of setting priorities. As Ambinder puts it, "[t]he obese are more likely to be depressed, to miss school or work, to feel suicidal, to earn less, and to find it difficult to marry. And their health care costs a lot. Obese Americans spend about 42 percent more than healthy-weight people on medical care each year. Improper weight and diet strongly correlate with chronic diseases, which account for three-fourths of all health-care spending." So I daresay that working on your health is more important than catching the two-hour American Idol results show tomorrow night.

Of course, there are other options. Ambinder himself recently lost 85 pounds through bariatric surgery. "There is a way to beat obesity," he writes. It's "radical and expensive," but "no other diet or weight-loss approach is remotely as effective as bariatric surgery."

This makes me sad.

Double Down (on Pepto)

Remember this sandwich? It's been eons since I posted about the "Quadruple Down" sandwich, but it looks like yesterday, KFC finally began rolling out the (tamer!) "Double Down" version nationwide. Here's a video from The Consumerist's trip to KFC (along with testers from Consumer Reports) to try out this sodium- and calorie-rich (but low-carb!) gut bomb:



(Source: The Consumerist)

Monday, April 12, 2010

Round 3 / Day 45: 2K3 Turbulence Training Workout A + RKC Man Maker + Insanity Cardio Abs

I (stupidly) stayed up past my bedtime last night to play with my new iPad (which, by the way, certainly doesn't replace my computer, but is a mind-blowingly awesome toy nonetheless -- especially for someone like me, who owns neither an iPhone nor an iPod Touch). So when I staggered into the garage this morning to start exercising, I already knew I wouldn't have time to get all three sections of my workout done before the kids popped out of bed.

The problem with rushing through a workout is that I tend to lose focus, and end up sacrificing form for speed. And both my Turbulence Training workout and my Man Maker kettlebell routine require careful attention to form -- the former because it involves heavy resistance, and the latter because it involves repeatedly heaving a large iron ball between your legs. Thankfully, I avoided any serious nutsack injuries this morning.

And don't worry: I finished Cardio Abs this evening. I am, after all, slavishly devoted to my workout routine.

This is Just Dumb

It's great that a Texas-based fast food chain is trumpeting the fact that its extremely large sandwiches can send you to the hospital with a dislocated jaw.



I can't wait until "The Biggest Loser" starts accepting product placement from Which 'Wich. After all, lockjaw has to be better for weight loss than the Subway diet.

(Source: Dog & Pony Show)

Sunday, April 11, 2010

Round 3 / Day 44: P90X+ Interval Plus

Interval Plus is the perfect home workout: It's not too tough, and not too easy -- and it contains a bunch of dorky-looking moves (e.g., Jockey Squats, Wacky Jacks, etc.) that I don't feel comfortable doing anywhere but in the privacy of my own home.

Parents: No Time for Exercise?


I’m occasionally asked how I find time to exercise, which isn't a bad question, considering that I’m already juggling a busy job, a long commute, two small but energetic kids, a decade-long marriage, friendships with actual human beings, a full-to-bursting TiVo, and a towering pile of unread New Yorker magazines on my nightstand.

The answer? I do my best to make time.

I’m no masochist, but every morning at 5:30, I stagger out of bed, down a bite or two of Greek yogurt (and a big handful of vitamins), and start my workout. I try to finish before 7 a.m., when the rugrats climb out of bed and start engaging in activities that demand parental attention, like climbing atop dressers, pooping, and demanding to listen to Timbaland or The Velvet Underground on iTunes (not all at the same time, thankfully).

It goes without saying, but being a parent takes priority above all else. M and I are fully devoted to our boys, and we both agree that raising our kids to be happy, curious, balanced, sociable, emotionally-balanced adults is probably the most important goal we'll ever set for ourselves.

But we also recognize that health and nutrition are important, and that having kids isn’t mutually exclusive of exercising and eating right. For those of you who've emailed me for tips on balancing personal health with parenthood, here are some things that have worked for me:
  • Get into home fitness. You don't have time to go to the gym -- so work out at home. Quit your gym membership, and with the money you'll be saving, buy a set of adjustable dumbbells or resistance bands, a yoga mat, and a pull-up bar. You won't have to waste any more time driving to and from the gym or waiting your turn for a go at the cable row machine. Plus, you can stop worrying about gym towel germs.
  • Exercise with your children. Who says you have to sacrifice your time with your kids in order to burn calories? Exercise with the munchkins (in the backyard! at the park! in your living room!). Dance with them. Have your little ones bike (or trike) alongside you as you go for a run. Race them and chase them. Take 'em on a hike. Work out at the playground while your tykes are clambering up and down the slides. (If you don't mind looking ridiculous, while pushing your kid on a swing, do a deep squat between each shove.) And there's no rule against introducing your children to your home workouts: Let them hop up and down on your Bosu balance trainers while you exercise, or have them do Wacky Jacks while watching "Tony & The Kids." (Before you ask:Exposure to Tony Horton does not constitute child abuse.) My five-year-old likes climbing on my back while I do push-ups.
  • Work out when your kids are asleep. Children should be getting a lot more sleep than their parents, which means most folks should have a few solid kid-free hours each day. The typical counterargument: “But I need that time to get stuff done around the house!” Yes, there are chores you need to do after the ankle-biters are knocked out. But admit to yourself that you’re: (1) not spending all your kid-free moments doing laundry and picking up toys; and (2) you’re spending at least an hour a day doing less-than-important crap, like updating your Facebook status, watching SportsCenter or illegally downloading the Justin Bieber album.
  • Schedule your workouts (preferably first thing in the morning). Life has a way of derailing you from the best-laid of plans. So go to bed early and get up at the crack of dawn to squeeze in a workout -- before anything can get in the way of your daily exercise. Keep yourself accountable to your workout schedule; don’t squander the time you've set aside for getting and staying healthy. Treat exercise just as you treat eating, sleeping, and flossing; it’s a non-negotiable, routine part of your day.
  • Don’t skip your workout just because you don’t think you can fit it all in. Don’t have 90 minutes to do yoga today? Do 45 minutes. You only have 50 minutes to spare and your workout video takes an hour? Skip the cool-down. Do something. A shorter workout is better than no workout at all.
  • Watch what you eat. Not surprisingly, folks tend to eat more and pack on the pounds once they have kids. If you’ve just had a baby, you’re likely not getting much sleep. You’re physically and mentally drained. I've been there, and totally get it if you can’t bring yourself to work out with any frequency. (It's not impossible, though -- just look at Fitness Ninja, a new dad who's still exercising religiously.) Still, that doesn’t mean you should compound the problem by eating mindlessly. Stick to a healthy diet. And if you have older kids, don’t munch on the nutritionally-deficient snacks that you shouldn’t have bought for them (but did). And remember that you don’t have to: (1) give in to your toddlers’ every food-related whim, or (2) finish what they leave on their plates. (By the time they're done slobbering and gnawing on it, it's not all that appetizing, anyway.)
That's all I got for now, but if you have some tips and tricks of your own, post a comment or drop me an email.

Saturday, April 10, 2010

Round 3 / Day 43: P90X Chest & Back + Ab Ripper X

I still love Chest & Back and Ab Ripper X, but to be honest, they're starting to feel a bit too easy.

I wrote the previous sentence ten minutes ago, but still can't think of anything else to say about today's workout, so I guess I'll just end this post with a random photo.

All You Can Eat. Really.


Move over, 24 Hour Fitness. Starting Monday, Harrah's Vegas casinos will offer a massive 24-hour all-access buffet for just $29.99. This "Buffet of Buffets" will give you unlimited eating privileges at seven different restaurants:
  • The Lago Buffet at Caesars Palace;
  • The Carnival World Buffet at the Rio;
  • Flavors at Harrah’s;
  • Spice Market Buffet at Planet Hollywood;
  • Paradise Garden at the Flamingo;
  • Le Village Buffet at Paris; and
  • The Emperor’s Buffet at Imperial Palace
That's right: You can eat roll your way down the Vegas strip for a solid day, playing Keno and burping up overcooked Beef Wellington, egg rolls, fried ravioli, waffles, shrimp cocktail and green Jell-O. But you can only hold about a gallon of food in your stomach at any one time, so to get the most bang for your thirty bucks, you'll need to familiarize yourself with lots of different casino toilets, too.

Just writing this post makes me simultaneously hungry and nauseous.

(Source: Eliot!)

Friday, April 9, 2010

Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jacks and a Big-Ass Ice Cream Sundae

Hey, baseball fans: Did you accidentally down a 3800 calorie 15-scoop ice cream sundae at the ballpark? Lucky for you, Tony Horton's recommended some exercises you can do between innings.

Unfortunately, to work off all 3800 calories, you'd have to jump and cheer continuously for over 12 hours. (The longest professional baseball game ever recorded? 8.5 hours.)

Round 3 / Day 42: Nothing

Ate nuts and read magazines while sitting on a plane. Exhausted nonetheless.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Round 3 / Day 41: P90X Mix & Match

Remember this workout? Five months ago in Hawaii, I cobbled it together from various P90X sessions, and it kicked my butt -- despite the fact that it didn't take long to complete. Given that I only had an hour to kill between meetings, I decided to give it another go today.

This workout is perfect for when you're short on time and stuck in a hotel fitness center with a rack of dumbbells and nothing else (other than a bunch of weight machines and treadmills). I did each set to exhaustion, and rested for 30-60 seconds in between. The entire workout took only 35 minutes, but I'm beat.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Well, DUH.

Despite the image below, it's better to do fewer reps with heavier weights.

Round 3 / Day 40: P90X Yoga X

Reminder to self: Trying to hold yoga poses on slippery hotel carpeting is not a good idea.

Other than my 90 minutes of Yoga X this morning, I spent the day on my ass again, planted in conference rooms full of jabbering lawyers. God, it's sick how much we love hearing ourselves talk.

Lemurs, Scientology, P90X



Kirstie Alley's reality TV show, "Kirstie Alley's Big Life," premiered a couple of weeks ago on A&E (to very low ratings). It follows the zaftig actress around as she attempts "her second major attempt to drop pounds, this time with the help of a guy friend she recruits as a 'chubby buddy.'"

It's a benign half-hour show filled with fumbling assistants, botched workouts, quality time with her kids, True, 18, and Lillie, 16, and a lot of laughs at her own expense. Alley is usually the first to poke fun at her problems, evidenced best by “Fat Actress,” in which she lampooned herself first and Hollywood second. When she pushed for her Jenny Craig commercials to be "self-deprecating and hysterical" -- “They have chicken fettuccine. . . . FETTUCCINE!!!” she screamed in one ad -- instead of something more earnest, her partnership with the weight-loss business ended.
Alley -- a lemur-obsessed Scientologist -- just started her first round of P90X (with the personal assistance of Tony Horton), so I'm curious whether Tony'll make an appearance on "Kirstie Alley's Big Life."

But I'm not curious enough to actually watch the show. (You can, though -- on A&E's website.) My TiVo's already filled with crap I haven't gotten around to watching.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Round 3 / Day 39: Insanity Max Cardio Conditioning

There's no way in hell I'm going to do Max Cardio Conditioning in a hotel fitness center, so I did it this morning at home before heading to the airport.

I spent the rest of the day sitting on a plane to Phoenix, sitting in a rental car, sitting down at lunch (at Barrio Cafe), sitting in line in front of Pizzeria Bianco for two hours, and then sitting and devouring half of a Wiseguy Pizza and half of a Rosa pizza. (I know, I know -- refined carbs = bad. But as I've said before, I make exceptions for really awesome pizza. And I only eat here once a year, so cut me some slack, people.)


Looking back on my ridiculously sedentary day, I can't believe I even considered just stretching this morning instead of going balls-out with an Insanity workout.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Round 3 / Day 38: Original Turbulence Training Workout A + RKC Man Maker + Insanity Cardio Abs

The "Original" version of Turbulence Training Workout A isn't too tough -- there are, after all, only two full supersets to complete. Man Maker training lasts for "just" 12 minutes. And Cardio Abs doesn't take long, either. All three components of today's workout -- combined -- take less than an hour to complete.

But that doesn't mean I didn't get my ass kicked today.

Tomorrow, after my morning workout, I'm off to Phoenix for a few days, so I was thinking about doing Insanity Max Cardio Conditioning and saving yoga for my hotel room. But depending on my soreness level, I may just stick with some nice, easy stretches.

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Crunchy Horn Bits in Every Bite!

I wonder if unicorn meat is high in protein.


(Source: ThinkGeek)

Round 3 / Day 37: One-on-One with Tony Horton - Plyo Legs

As you've probably noticed, I've not been following my Monster Mash-Up schedule to the letter. (My goal, after all, isn't to slavishly follow a set calendar of routines, but to add variety to my workout regimen while keeping my intensity high enough to maintain my current fitness level.)

For example, on Friday, instead of resting, I did Insanity Plyometric Cardio Circuit and Killer Abs. Yesterday, I did Upper Body Plus, but skipped Abs / Core Plus after M reminded me not to work my abs two days in a row. And today, I didn't want to do Plyo Cardio Circuit twice in three days, so I whipped out Plyo Legs from my One-on-One with Tony Horton DVD set.



Plyo Legs offered a great counterpoint to yesterday's upper body workout. For the most part, it combines exercises from the "Legs" part of P90X Legs & Back (e.g., Calf-Raise Squats, Super Skaters, Wall Squats, Deadlift Squats, Chair Salutations, Toe-Roll Iso Lunges, Groucho Walks, etc.) and P90X Plyometrics (e.g., Run Stance Squats, Mary Katherines, Leapfrog Squats, Run Squat 180 Jump Switches, Squat Jacks, etc.), but also adds some challenging variations. For instance, Tony does Mary Katherines and Leapfrog Squats with a medicine ball, and he demands higher jumps and more reps on just about every exercise.

Overall, this is a tough workout, but very doable -- especially if you've already tackled P90X and Insanity.

Bonus: Tony hocks three loogies during this workout, though none on the floor.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

Round 3 / Day 36: P90X+ Upper Body Plus

Upper Body Plus was a nice way to start Week 6 of Round 3. I enjoyed the mix of chest, back, shoulder and arm exercises, though I'm still stumbling through some of the balance moves.


I'm all over the place, for instance, when I attempt to do Warrior Swim. I don't look anything like a warrior, or even someone who knows how to dog paddle.

Dress to Impress



Want to look fitter but too lazy to fix your diet or exercise? No need to pay a plastic surgeon for some pec or ass implants. Instead:
But at the end of the day, don't you think you'll feel better about yourself if you just get off your butt and get healthy?

Friday, April 2, 2010

Round 3 / Day 35: Insanity Plyometric Cardio Circuit + One-on-One with Tony Horton - Killer Abs

I'd planned on just doing Killer Abs today, but threw in Plyometric Cardio Circuit for good measure. And M joined me for it!

Sweaty, good times.

Trail Mix Redux

I've revised the trail mix recipe I previously posted:
  • 3 1/2 cups (420 g) whole almonds (toasted and lightly salted)
  • 1 cup (150 g) dried cranberries
  • 1 cup (150 g) raisins
  • 2 cups (320 g) extra dark chocolate chips
  • 1 cup (60 g) toasted unsweetened coconut flakes
Mix everything together. Makes about thirty 1/4-cup servings.

Stop Hitting Yourself

A recent study found that weightlifting injuries have been increasing:
From 1996 to 2007 overall injuries increased 48.4%, with men sustaining the most injuries at 82.3%. But women weren’t exempt--although their numbers were smaller, their injury rate increased 63% from 1996 to 2002, signaling that their presence in the weight room is growing. People age 13 to 18 had the highest number of injuries, again indicating that more young people are strength training.
How are people injuring themselves? "[T]he No. 1 reason was dropping a weight on some part of the body. Coming in second was a body part being smashed or crushed between weights, and third was hitting yourself."

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Round 3 / Day 34: Insanity Max Recovery

Sure, if you've been beating yourself up with hardcore max Insanity workouts all week, a session of Max Recovery can be a welcome reprieve. There's no sprinting or leaping or spinning or kicking. You might not even break a sweat.

But if -- like me -- you bust out the Max Recovery video after a week of lazing around (with the exception of a single hard workout), my guess is that you'll find yourself questioning why this session has the word "Recovery" appears in its title.

Most of the workout isn't too tough; we do lots of stretches and planks, and I'm fine with all that stuff. But for some godforsaken reason, near the end of the video, Shaun T decides to murder your legs with a six-minute plie squat-and-pulse sequence straight from hell. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate this exercise. Count 'em: FIVE hates. That's a lot; I usually limit myself to three.

Fish Oil: Great for You! Unless It's Not.


Every morning, I pop a big ass fish oil capsule in my mouth. Fish oil offers tons of health benefits: It's a great source of two long-chain essential fatty acids, eicosapentaenoic acid (EPA) and docosahexaenoic acid (DHA)-- Omega-3 fatty acids that help lower triglycerides and boosts cardiovascular and cognitive health. EPA and DHA balance out Omega-6 fatty acids, keeping inflammation in check.

But boy, does fish oil make my burps taste foul. (Usually, my burps taste awesome!)

And now, according to a recently-filed lawsuit by the Mateel Environmental Justice Foundation, a bunch of over-the-counter fish oil supplements were found to contain toxic levels of polyclorinated biphenyls (PCBs), which may pose cancer risks and cause reproductive problems.

The PCB content varies widely: According to the Foundation, "[t]he lowest level, found in Solgar's Norwegian Cod Liver Oil, was 70 times below the highest, found in Now Foods Salmon Oil."

Toxicity can vary widely in fish oil, depending on what kind of fish is used and the contamination in its habitat waters, scientists say. Older, bigger fish tend to build up more PCBs in their fatty tissues than smaller fish, but habitat is still key. Deciphering which products are safest is not easy for consumers: Not all manufacturers state what kind of fish their oil is derived from, and few state which waters the fish come from.
FANtastic.