Monday, March 29, 2010

Why Shrink Your Gut When You Can Stretch Your Waistband?

One of the (few) pleasures of being stuck on a plane is the Skymall catalog, which is filled with wondrous shit like the Waistband Stretcher:

When your waistband feels too snug, reach for the Waistband Stretcher. You don't have to get rid of your favorite jeans, skirts or slacks thanks to this simple waist-band stretching device that lets you add from 1-5 inches (depending on size of garment) to the waist of cotton pants, skirts, and shorts. Just moisten the garment's waistband, insert the waistband stretcher, extend the garment to the desired size and let dry - voila, a more comfortable fit! Easier and more economical than taking tight-waisted clothes to the tailor for alterations. The Waistband Stretcher is constructed of durable plastic, and can be adjusted to fit waist-bands from 21" to 45 inches. Order today and make those clothes comfortable again!
Because who needs to exercise when you can delude yourself into thinking that you still fit into your old skinny jeans after gaining 5 inches around your gut?