Saturday, April 10, 2010

All You Can Eat. Really.

Move over, 24 Hour Fitness. Starting Monday, Harrah's Vegas casinos will offer a massive 24-hour all-access buffet for just $29.99. This "Buffet of Buffets" will give you unlimited eating privileges at seven different restaurants:
  • The Lago Buffet at Caesars Palace;
  • The Carnival World Buffet at the Rio;
  • Flavors at Harrah’s;
  • Spice Market Buffet at Planet Hollywood;
  • Paradise Garden at the Flamingo;
  • Le Village Buffet at Paris; and
  • The Emperor’s Buffet at Imperial Palace
That's right: You can eat roll your way down the Vegas strip for a solid day, playing Keno and burping up overcooked Beef Wellington, egg rolls, fried ravioli, waffles, shrimp cocktail and green Jell-O. But you can only hold about a gallon of food in your stomach at any one time, so to get the most bang for your thirty bucks, you'll need to familiarize yourself with lots of different casino toilets, too.

Just writing this post makes me simultaneously hungry and nauseous.

(Source: Eliot!)