Dress to Impress

Want to look fitter but too lazy to fix your diet or exercise? No need to pay a plastic surgeon for some pec or ass implants. Instead:

• Dress strategically to look slimmer than you actually are.
• Invest in some Ript Fusion undershirts or Spanx for men and encase your flab in a man girdle.
• Buy a bumkini.
• Let the Waistband Stretcher work its magic.
• Engage in some photo fakery.

But at the end of the day, don't you think you'll feel better about yourself if you just get off your butt and get healthy?