Showing posts with label vegetarian. Show all posts
Showing posts with label vegetarian. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Tastes Like Chicken


Fake meat's been in development for a long time, and faux animal products have been popping up in supermarkets for years. (Quorn, anyone?) These laboratory-concocted Frankenfoods are beloved by many vegetarians and vegans -- the ones that don't mind ingesting massive doses of highly-processed soy, wheat, and corn -- but up 'til now, meat-eaters have turned up their noses. Yuck, they say. Tofurky tastes nothing like turkey.

But hold onto your hats: Fake meat may have just turned a corner.


Yesterday, Slate published Farhad Manjoo's review of "Beyond Meat" -- a soy product that's been engineered to mimic chicken meat. And his verdict? It looks and tastes JUST LIKE CHICKEN. In fact, Manjoo says, "I thought they resembled chicken breasts that have been prepared sous vide -- the process of cooking food at low temperatures for a long time, yielding extremely tender results." The only difference is that Beyond Chicken "breaks apart in your mouth more easily than real chicken, so you won’t get strips of it stuck in your teeth."

Well, there are other differences, too. For one, it's not actually meat.

But if the makers of "Beyond Meat" are right, this stuff's eventually going to be everywhere. As "Beyond Meat" founder Ethan Brown told Manjoo:
“Once, we had the horse-drawn carriage, and then we had the horse-less carriage, and then we had the automobile,” he says. “I’m firmly convinced we’re going to go from beef and chicken products that are animal in origin to those that are made with plants -- and at some point in the future you’ll walk down the aisle of the supermarket and ask for beef and chicken, and like the automobile has no relationship to the horse, what you get will have nothing to do with animals.”
Riiiight. Instead of beef or chicken, we really ought to get chemically-processed soy products instead.

On the bright side, at least this chicken substitute isn't made of human excrement.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Link Dump

I was going to post about my workout today, but that would require that I actually work out.



Instead, I've just been hanging out with the family and eating insane amounts of meat while on vacation here in Cabo (and plugging along on some extracurricular homework for Nom Nom Paleo). I did, however, gather a bunch of interesting reads for you to chew on:
Bye for now.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Well, If Simon Cowell AND Jessica Simpson Do It...



Meatless Monday. Because Oprah does it.


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Thursday, October 27, 2011

Knocking Down Straw Men

I'm about to unleash a Paleo rant, so if you hate this stuff, move along. These aren't the droids you're looking for.


A very good friend of mine sent me a link this morning to a piece on NPR.com by anthropologist Barbara J. King entitled "The Paleo-Diet: Not the Way To a Healthy Future." In it, she argues that ancestral eating approaches are nothing more than a "paleo-fantasy" with no scientific roots in paleo-anthropology.

I'm a budding Paleo nerd, so the headline got me excited. I eagerly scanned the article, hoping to learn more about King's position. I love a good argument.

But sadly, there are no good arguments in King's piece. In fact, there's barely any comprehensible argument at all. Even worse, King's article never lives up to its title; there is no discussion of why the Paleo diet is "not the way to a healthy future." Instead, King simply sets up a straw man to knock down, painting a picture of Paleo as a dogmatic, homogenous effort to reenact caveman life (which it isn't), and then dismissing the benefits of ancestral eating because: (1) it doesn't accurately reflect prehistoric diets, (2) humans can survive eating lots of different things, and (3) it's not environmentally friendly. Along the way, she claims that "science" trumps the evidence bolstering Paleo nutrition, but then fails to cite to any actual science at all. Just in time for Halloween, this is an opinion piece masquerading as science journalism.


Here are King's specific claims, and my responses to each of them:

Argument 1: "Our ancestors began to eat meat in large quantities around 2 million years ago, when the first Homo forms began regular use of stone tool technology. Before that, the diet of australopithecines and their relatives was overwhelmingly plant-based, judging from clues in teeth and bones. I could argue that the more genuine 'paleo' diet was vegetarian."

Me: Sure, based on the fossil record, early hominids may have been primarily plant-eaters. But later hominids like Australopithicus afarensis (who lived from 3 to 4 million years ago) and Homo erectus (1.3 to 1.8 million years ago) developed jaw structures and teeth to eat meat. In other words, our distant ancestors may have been vegetarians by necessity -- but as soon as they could get their hairy paws on animals, they ate 'em up. And so we've been eating meat for millions of years.


Oh, and by the way, it's disturbing that King -- a biological anthropologist who throws around her "scientific" knowledge on this topic -- doesn't seem to know when the Paleolithic era took place. The Paleolithic is defined as "the prehistoric era distinguished by the development of the most primitive stone tools discovered." That's why it's also known as the Stone Age. King herself points out that our ancestors started eating meat when we started using stone tools roughly 2 million years ago. So if the Paleolithic era began 2 million years ago, and that's when we started "eat[ing] meat in large quantities," how can she argue that "the more genuine 'paleo' diet was vegetarian"?

My head hurts.

(And not to get all technical and stuff, but there's evidence that stone tools were being used up to 3.4 million years ago -- so the Stone Age stretches back farther than many had thought.)

Argument 2: "More worrisome are persistent attempts to match a modern diet to an 'average' Paleolithic one, or Loren Cordain's insistence that 'we were genetically designed to eat lean meat and fish and other foods that made up the diet of our Paleolithic ancestors.' Here's where science most forcefully speaks back. First, ancient hunter-gatherer groups adapted to local environments that were regionally and seasonally variable -- for instance, coastal or inland, game-saturated or grain-abundant (eating grains was not necessarily incompatible with hunter-gatherer living)."


Me: King sets up the straw man argument that we're trying to "match a modern diet to an 'average' Paleolithic one," but she conveniently ignores that we're actually not trying to "match" anything at all, let alone a single, inflexible menu.

King doesn't seem to understand that Paleo -- at least the way most of us approach it -- is not about strict historical re-enactment. Rather, "Paleo" is just a convenient label -- a shorthand. Perhaps a better way to put it is that we're trying to eat foods that are whole and unprocessed, and avoid those that are inflammatory or metabolically damaging. (Read Chris Kresser's take on the Paleo template. He articulates this point much better than I ever could.) It so happens that hunter-gatherers -- regardless of their foraging strategy or local environments -- ate this way, and didn't eat cupcakes and guzzle soy milk. But it doesn't mean we're trying to precisely replicate the eating patterns of actual cavemen. Cavemen diets give us a starting point -- a hypothesis. They're not the end-all, be-all.

And although King pays lip service to the notion that "leaders of the paleo-diet movement don't think monolithically," she then immediately makes the assumption that Loren Cordain's "The Paleo Diet" is the ancestral eater's Ten Commandments. Her statement that "lean meat...takes center stage" and that Paleo eating is "homogenous" is wrong and outdated; many -- if not most -- Paleo eaters these days recognize the value of good dietary fats. Even Cordain has acknowledged that his "lean meat" recommendation needs revision.


Further, it's bizarre that King is trying to make the point that Paleo eaters don't eat seasonally like our ancestors did. After all, seasonal foods are emphasized in most Paleo approaches.

Finally, although King argues that "eating grains was not necessarily incompatible with hunter-gatherer living," there's no evidence of any hunter-gatherer society that relied on grains as a staple of their diet. By definition, hunter-gatherers are not farmers, and wild grains -- even if abundantly available -- are not edible absent harvesting and processing. The vast majority of hunter-gatherer societies didn't eat grains, and those that did didn't lean heavily on 'em -- until they became agrarian societies. After all, a hunter-gatherer society that begins farming the land isn't a hunter-gatherer society any longer.

[UPDATED: In the comments below, Lizzy points out that there's evidence of Paleolithic grain-eaters. Some hunter-gatherer societies began transitioning to herder-farmer patterns during the Upper Paleolithic. It's fascinating stuff, but in the end, I'm not sure it matters. Again, the intent of most modern Paleo eaters isn't to replicate actual cavemen diets -- it's to eat in a way that promotes optimal health. To the extent we're trying to eat like cavemen, then, we're trying to eat like the ones that didn't eat craploads of pro-inflammatory stuff.]

So just how is "science...forcefully speak[ing] back"? King never explains.

Argument 3: "[G]enes were not in control. People learned what worked in local context for survival and reproduction, and surely, just as in other primates, cultural traditions began to play a role in who ate what... Genes no more 'designed' our eating behavior than they designed our language or our ways of relating between the genders."

Me: In blanket fashion, King asserts that "genes were not in control" -- that human biology does not play a role in our bodies' reactions to food. If she's going to make the argument that human genetics plays no role in human metabolism or immune reactions to different foods, she'd better be able to back it up. After all, there are scores of studies -- cited by Cordain, Robb Wolf, Mat Lalonde, etc. -- that say the exact opposite. (Did King look at any of the research?) Let's face it: We aren't meant to eat certain things. Just because something is edible doesn't mean we can thrive on it. Does King really believe that our bodies can optimally process anything and everything we eat regardless of our biology?


(In case you're wondering, the monstrosity pictured above is Paula Deen's Savannah High Apple Pie. I wouldn't recommend incorporating it into your diet -- even if it's readily available or culturally appropriate.)

Again, King doesn't explain. Rather, she just says that "people learned what worked in local context for survival and reproduction." Duh. People made do with what was around. And even today, an enormous swath of the population on this planet subsists on gluten-packed foods that wreak havoc on their immune systems because wheat is cheap and available. But "surviving" and "thriving" aren't the same thing. Just because a person can live long enough to have sex and pump out a kid doesn't mean he or she enjoys optimal health.


Case in point: The photo above is of Donna Simpson, the New Jersey mom who's trying to become the fattest woman in the world.

Argument 4: "It's not paleo-fantasy that's going to help us negotiate a healthy future, the 7 billion of us together, on this environmentally-endangered planet."

Me: King's a vegetarian. [UPDATED: I take it back: King says she hasn't made "a complete commitment to vegetarianism because of some medical dietary issues." She admits to eating some chicken, but feels "increasingly bad about it" and is "working on cutting back."] And like many (but by no means all) vegetarians, she associates meat-eating with environmental destruction.

Look -- I agree wholeheartedly that factory farming practices are wasteful and environmentally unsustainable. The horrific conditions in factory farms has produced terrible health consequences, including antibiotic-resistant super-bugs and e. coli outbreaks. Unsustainable fishing practices are equally destructive, wiping out entire ecosystems. But is the solution to simply stop eating animals? Is vegetarianism the one true path to sustainable eating?


I don't think so. As John Durant points out, there are implications of a modern vegetarian food system that are just as terrible for the environment.
Wheat, soy beans, and corn (all vegetarian staples) are being grown in vast industrial monocultures using fossil fuel fertilizers. These methods still have an enormous cost in animal life from giant threshers, pesticides, fertilizers, and destruction of habitat. A vegetarian world is no ethical or environmental paradise. Even if people stopped eating animals (though the global trend is to eat more animals, not fewer), you’d have a one-time reduction in the size of these monocultures. But you’re still left with industrial farming. Books like Meat: A Benign Extravagance by Simon Fairlie and The Vegetarian Myth by Lierre Kieth cast doubt on the pessimistic statistics that eco-vegans have been throwing around, nay-saying sustainable alternatives. So how do you actually create a more sustainable alternative?  
King doesn't even pretend to answer this question. She engages in name-calling instead, labeling Paleo as a "fantasy" because humans don't need to eat like cavemen to survive. But King never bothers to explain why she thinks eating whole, unprocessed food is unhealthy. Nor does she offer any reasons why she thinks the Paleo diet is any less sustainable than any other contemporary diet.

I would argue that our family's diet of meat and vegetables -- primarily from local farms and CSAs -- is more healthy and ecologically sound than that of a vegetarian family that shops for Tofurky, Wheat Thins and Bagel Bites. Is it more expensive to buy grass-fed meats and pastured eggs? Yes. But consider why wheat, soy, and corn-containing processed food products -- including vegan and vegetarian-friendly options -- are so inexpensive. It's not because they're cheap to develop, produce, market and transport; it's because government subsidies are propping up these environmentally devastating crops. If you're a rational environmentalist, you can't praise small farms that raise vegetables for food on the one hand and condemn small farms that raise animals for food on the other. Likewise, you can't just rail against factory farming without also ripping into the industrial food complex that pushes corn, soy, and wheat to the detriment of our health and environment.

But instead of railing against subsidies to industrial agribusiness, King chose to lob a grenade at Paleo -- something she clearly hasn't bothered to thoroughly research. Why didn't King pen a screed against industrial food production and in favor of eating whole, unprocessed foods instead? Could it be that she has a bone to pick with an increasingly popular nutrition approach that advocates eating (gasp!) meat?


Hey, NPR: I hope you know that this is making me less likely to participate in your local station's pledge drive. (But I still love you, Terry Gross and Ira Glass.)

Okay, rant over. Time to get back to farting yoga videos.

[Previously: I See Dumb People]

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

Lambs are Destroying the Planet

The "Meat Eater's Guide to Climate Change & Health," an infographic-packed report published by the Environmental Working Group, says that the "WORST CHOICE" of all the meats you can eat is lamb. Its carbon footprint, it seems, is very large -- "50% higher than beef," according to the Guide. Indeed, says the Environmental Working Group, Americans' consumption of meats (including poultry and fish) is destroying the environment. I suppose the conclusion isn't surprising, given that the premise of the Guide is that meat-eating "takes a toll on our health, the environment, the climate, and animal welfare."



The BEST choice? Lentils, apparently. Tofu, beans and yogurt are also called out as relatively "green."

I appreciate that the Guide points out that pastured and grass-fed meat and dairy are better alternatives, and I agree with the Environmental Working Group that feedlots and factory farming practices are deplorable.


But the report is rife with inaccuracies, bad information and questionable recommendations. Like the part where they say that "[t]he evidence is clear that eating too much meat...is associated with serious health problems." And the part where they promote "Meatless Mondays." And the part where they conveniently forgot to include the environmental impacts of wheat agriculture. And the part where they advocate eating "lower-fat dairy products." And the part where they suggest that "everyone in the U.S." should adopt a vegetarian diet for environmental reasons.

Yeesh. I'm getting tired just looking at the list.

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Makes Sense to Me

The snark makes me happy.


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Monday, May 16, 2011

The Gateway Meat



Bacon is magical. It doesn't just make everything better -- it's the gateway meat for vegetarians.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Ronald McDonald Kills & Eats His Friends

Subtlety is not PETA's forte, as evidenced by its latest comic book for children:



Thankfully, the Fry Guys are safe from the evil clown's poultricidal rampage, but Mayor McCheese has taken to traveling with an armed security detail.

Sunday, February 20, 2011

I Love Puns (& Steaks)


(Source: SnorgTees)

Sunday, February 13, 2011

I Told You Sandwiches are Offensive

As a dyed-in-the-wool Paleo eater, I find sandwiches generally distasteful. But even if you don't eat like I do, I'm guessing your eyebrows would shoot up if you flipped open a menu and saw sandwiches named "Gay Boy" and "The Illegal."


I think it's safe to say that this particular restaurant owner isn't fond of non-meat eaters. Or Mexicans.

Still, I'm left scratching my head. The Gay Garden Boy sandwich clearly aspires to veganism -- so why throw an egg in there? And why is it more expensive than the other sandwiches? Is vegetarianism the critical distinction between a Butter Face and a Foxi Lady? If so, why would avoiding meat give you a hot body and an ugly face? Is a "white egg" supposed to be the same as an "egg white"?

These are the kinds of questions that keep me up at night.

(Source: Buzzfeed)

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

We Are Not Cows

Except maybe these people.

At some point, you've probably come across the claim that vegetarian diets are better for you because "meat humans can't digest meat -- it just rots in your colon and causes colon cancer." Humans, the argument goes, are natural herbivores.

But science says otherwise. Even in studies dating back almost a hundred years, it's been consistently shown that meat doesn't rot in your colon. Beans, grains and vegetables do.
It turns out that pepsin, trypsin, chymotrypsin, and our other proteases do a fine job of breaking down meat protein, and bile salts and lipase do a fine job of breaking down animal fat. In other words, meat is digested by enzymes produced by our own bodies. The primary reason we need our gut bacteria is to digest the sugars, starches, and fiber -- found in grains, beans, and vegetables -- that our digestive enzymes can’t break down.
The digestion of sugars, starches and fiber also make you fart more. (Between you and me, since going Paleo over a year ago, I've noticed a drastic reduction in my personal methane emission levels. Who says I'm not doing my part for the environment?)

Humans aren't herbivores. We're omnivores -- though we're "primarily carnivorous":
[W]e have a limited ability to digest some plant matter (starches and disaccharides) in order to get through bad times, but we cannot extract meaningful amounts of energy from the cellulose that forms the majority of edible plant matter, as true herbivores can. We can only eat fruits, nuts, tubers, and seeds (which we call ‘grains’ and ‘beans’) -- and seeds are only edible to us after laborious grinding, soaking, and cooking, because unlike the birds and rodents adapted to eat them, they’re poisonous to humans in their natural state.
You can demonstrate the purpose and limits of human digestion with a simple experiment: eat a steak with some whole corn kernels, and see what comes out the other end. It won’t be the steak.
In fact, meat-eating made us human.

Fun activity: Google "meat rots in your colon" and count the number of articles arguing this point were written by PETA. Incidentally, my favorite PETA moment is when it produced a comic book for children, telling them that their non-vegetarian mommies are in fact evil murderers:
How would you feel if someone took away your kitten or puppy, stomped on their head, and ripped their skin off their bodies? It would make you feel sad, wouldn’t it? Why would someone be so mean? But there are truly terrible people who cause our furry friends to die that way every day. And guess what? One of those terrible people is your mommy.

(Source: Gnolls)