Showing posts with label soy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label soy. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Tastes Like Chicken


Fake meat's been in development for a long time, and faux animal products have been popping up in supermarkets for years. (Quorn, anyone?) These laboratory-concocted Frankenfoods are beloved by many vegetarians and vegans -- the ones that don't mind ingesting massive doses of highly-processed soy, wheat, and corn -- but up 'til now, meat-eaters have turned up their noses. Yuck, they say. Tofurky tastes nothing like turkey.

But hold onto your hats: Fake meat may have just turned a corner.


Yesterday, Slate published Farhad Manjoo's review of "Beyond Meat" -- a soy product that's been engineered to mimic chicken meat. And his verdict? It looks and tastes JUST LIKE CHICKEN. In fact, Manjoo says, "I thought they resembled chicken breasts that have been prepared sous vide -- the process of cooking food at low temperatures for a long time, yielding extremely tender results." The only difference is that Beyond Chicken "breaks apart in your mouth more easily than real chicken, so you won’t get strips of it stuck in your teeth."

Well, there are other differences, too. For one, it's not actually meat.

But if the makers of "Beyond Meat" are right, this stuff's eventually going to be everywhere. As "Beyond Meat" founder Ethan Brown told Manjoo:
“Once, we had the horse-drawn carriage, and then we had the horse-less carriage, and then we had the automobile,” he says. “I’m firmly convinced we’re going to go from beef and chicken products that are animal in origin to those that are made with plants -- and at some point in the future you’ll walk down the aisle of the supermarket and ask for beef and chicken, and like the automobile has no relationship to the horse, what you get will have nothing to do with animals.”
Riiiight. Instead of beef or chicken, we really ought to get chemically-processed soy products instead.

On the bright side, at least this chicken substitute isn't made of human excrement.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Another Reason to Be Leery of Tofu


Tofu fans, beware.


From Monday's edition of The Oregonian:
Just after 8:15 p.m. fire crews were called to an apartment building in the 300 block of Northwest Fifth Avenue in the heart of Old Town.  
"When they arrived they found a woman sitting outside crying," Corah said. "She said there'd been an explosion and she was upset. She had a slight burn on her left hand, but was otherwise not hurt."  
The woman told investigators was cooking tofu and had rinsed out the pan with water when there was explosion. The blast was so powerful that it blew a 4 by 6 window out of the building and onto the street, Corah said. 
[Source]

Sunday, October 30, 2011

The Opposite of Paleo (In a Can)

On a shopping trip to 99 Ranch this morning, M and I stumbled upon the most stunningly anti-Paleo canned food product we've ever seen: FRIED GLUTEN WITH PEANUTS.


The ingredients of this Taiwanese delicacy? "Wheat gluten, peanuts, water, soy sauce (soybean, wheat, salt), sugar, salt, soybean oil, monosodium glutamate, spices."


Gluten? Check. Legumes? Check. Sugar? Check. Soy? Check. Omega-6-packed oil? Check.

It's like someone decided to pick everything that Paleo eaters avoid and then mash 'em all into a little can.


Seriously: Can you think of another product on a supermarket shelf that's more off-the-charts anti-Paleo? I can't.

There's not a single ingredient in the can (except water, salt, and maybe "spices") that isn't anathema to folks who eat Paleo.


On the plus side, it's vegetarian-friendly, and the can makes a nice paperweight.

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Tofu Burger, Fries & Drink

Who's hungry? And wants man boobs?


Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Link Dump



Time for some random Internet goodness:

  • The Dutch want you to eat bugs. “Dongen is head of the meat department at Sligro, a kind of Costco on the edge of this trim Dutch town. Besides steaks, poultry and others kinds of meat, he offers mealworms, buffalo worms, locusts and other insects, as well as prepared products containing insects like Bugs Sticks and Bugs Nuggets — not for pets, but as a source of protein for people.”
Finally, let’s just admit that all of this is trivial fluff in light of the unfolding events in Japan. When you have a moment, please donate to the relief efforts if you can. (Click here and here for more information on how you can help.)

Friday, February 4, 2011

Soy Sucks


Check out CaveGirlEats' post (over at Steve's Original) explaining why -- despite what you've heard -- soy is bad, bad news. She offers ten reasons why soy is terrible for you. Most notably:
The soy industry has worked tirelessly to discount the studies indicating that soy can have an estrogenic affect via its isoflavones, or phytoestrogens (plant-based estrogens). Don’t be fooled. Soy can lower testosterone levels in men. Monks regarded tofu as an aid to neutralizing sexual urges. Monsanto’s Genetically Modified soybeans were fed to cows who subsequently produced more milk, indicating a hormonal boost from these plant estrogens and proving that soy is a potent hormone disregulator.
Somewhere on my gargantuan Paleo page, I also discussed why soy is crap. So I beg of you: Pour out your soy milk, replace your soy sauce with coconut aminos, and think of all the reasons you don't want to end up like Jeremy Piven.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Speaking of Poo


This poo is made of tofu, which means it'll make you grow man-boobs like Jeremy Piven.

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Extreme Man Boobs


Doctors believe that a Chinese farmer has the world's largest man boobs.
Guo Feng, 53, says the condition began about 10 years ago when he began to gain weight, but thought nothing of it. But now he says “In the last few years it’s become unbearable and I have been from one hospital to the other with nobody able to help me.”

Doctors say they don’t want to do anything until they can identify the problem, but one thing they do agree on is that his breasts aren’t cancer related and contain only fatty tissue.
Perhaps -- like Jeremy Piven -- he needs to reduce his soy intake.

{Source: Buzzfeed)