You Know You're Too Flexible When You Can Kick Yourself In The Face

I'm pretty sure when the Sports Concussion Institute warned of head injuries in cheerleading, this wasn't what they had in mind.

The Tug Toner

Move over, Shake Weight. Smell ya later, Free Flexor. Here comes the Tug Toner. [Warning: Probably NSFW]

Let's Not Go Crazy

Classic.

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Stalking the Wily Vegans of Park Slope

This just about sums it up -- except that those vegans look suspiciously healthy...

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A Six-Pack in Seconds

After all, "chicks dig it."

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Be The Official Face of Shake Weight!

I don't know why the makers of this dumbbell-slash-sex-toy are holding a contest to find the next "official face" of Shake Weight. It's clearly this guy:



But if you're looking to become the laughingstock of the fitness community win $30,000, go ahead and apply here.

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Let the Poison Out

End your workout with a big dump.

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Natalie's Going to Do the Modified Version

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Smack!

That yogurt's putting you through menopause.



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Shake Weight at the Gym

'Nuff said.

No Weights?

No problem!





Remember to lift with your thyroid.

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We're Gonna Do 500,000 of These

"I want to send a message to our fat cells: F*ck you, fat!"



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Happy Festivus

It's December 23. Are you ready for the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength?



Festivus ain't over until the head of household is pinned down, but if you have other Feats of Strength in mind for today, hit the comments and share your plans. (And your grievances, for that matter.)

Put That Cookie Down

It's a health hazard.

Chris Pratt Gets Fat

It ain't all about weight loss, people.

Sometimes, you just need to get fat. Especially if you're Chris Pratt, who plays chubby slacker Andy Dwyer on "Parks & Recreation," and your job depends on getting and staying doughy after a summer of (gasp!) physical fitness.

In this slideshow, he lets us in on his weight gain tips.

My favorite of the bunch: "'If you see something, eat something.' This is key -- I cannot stress enough how important it is to eat many things."

The Word "Jog" is Not in the Bible, Sir.

God hates runners.


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Crunchy Horn Bits in Every Bite!

I wonder if unicorn meat is high in protein.

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