Showing posts with label Seinfeld. Show all posts
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Saturday, February 12, 2011

Conk Out

I used to hate naps. Falling asleep in the middle of the day meant I was missing something -- no matter how insignificant -- and I always overslept, which means I'd be all foggy-headed and parched whenever I'd jerk awake.


But that was before I had kids. Now, I'd kill for a nap. When the boys are running me ragged, I seriously contemplate walking out to my car, reclining the seat, and dozing off in the driveway.

Turns out napping's good for you. In fact:
Humans are among the few animals that take their sleep in one shot. The rest of the animal kingdom consists of polyphasic sleepers; they alternate sleep and wake cycles throughout a 24 hour period. Cavemen likely slept in multiple phases too, so someone was always up to keep an eye out for saber tooth tigers. While experimenting with a return to polyphasic sleep has become trendy in recent times, the ideal pattern for human sleep is biphasic–a long stretch at night along with a shorter respite during the day.
A nice, restful nap sounds awesome. And as Tim Ferriss' "The 4-Hour Body" claims: "[r]emarkably, adding just one [20-minute] nap during the day shaves an hour and 40 minutes off your total sleep requirement."

This might be just the ticket for those days when I wake up before dawn to go brutalize energize myself at CrossFit. I gotta pull me a George Costanza and start napping under my office desk.



I don't have the time or inclination, however, to experiment with a full-on Uberman polyphasic sleep protocol like some people -- including Cosmo Kramer.

All this talk of sleep is making me sleepy. 'Night.

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Happy Festivus

It's December 23. Are you ready for the Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength?



Festivus ain't over until the head of household is pinned down, but if you have other Feats of Strength in mind for today, hit the comments and share your plans. (And your grievances, for that matter.)