Is Bird Crap Paleo?

Ladies and gents -- I give to you Bird Crap Seasoning:

Yum?

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Yes, Virginia, There Is a Motorcycle That Runs on Poo

Despite being called the Toilet Bike Neo Project, it's actually a trike. With a toilet mounted on it.



But the porcelain throne ain't just for show. In fact, "[a]s the person drives, he can poop into the bowl, and that poop will be turned into fuel" for the vehicle. I'm not joking.

It's made by Toto, my all-time favorite brand of robo-toilets. Again, I'm not joking.

This has got to be the most sustainable vehicle ever, right? (It's not zero-emission, though. Ha, ha.)

Incidentally, does anyone have any idea why there's a mini-toilet perched atop the headlamp? Or where the toilet paper is kept?

Also, M wants to know whether the driver is expected to wear pants or just chaps.

Human Turd Burgers

Has it really come to this?



As I was watching this video, I kept thinking: This isn't Paleo. But heck, I guess if you're willing to eat fake meat MADE OUT OF HUMAN EXCREMENT HARVESTED FROM RAW SEWAGE, I guess the addition of red dye and soy protein is the least of your worries.

Plus, I have to give the brains behind this revolting initiative, Professor Mitsyuki Ikeda, style points for: (1) brandishing a super-creepy plastic hand pointer with red nail polish, and (2) going nuts with the office labeler. (Look closely: The guy's obviously fond of the words "SHIT BURGER.")

One last thing: Is it just me, or is that poo really weird-looking?

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Let the Poison Out

End your workout with a big dump.

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Speaking of Poo

This poo is made of tofu, which means it'll make you grow man-boobs like Jeremy Piven.

Everybody Poops

Sometimes, during exercise, shit happens:

At Wimbledon in 2001, Serena Williams was suffering from a stomach virus and ran off the court during her quarter-final match with Jennifer Capriati in the decisive third set, after pleading with the chair ump for a timeout. "I can't hold this," Serena cried. And this summer, some of the New Orleans Saints began referring to their championship tilt with the Colts as the Super Bowel because of the unpleasant events that transpired before kickoff. "An NFL pregame locker room can be the most god-awful scene you will ever see or smell," says former Saints linebacker Scott Fujita, now with the Browns. "We are moments away from the Super Bowl, the highlight of our athletic lives, and pretty much everyone is in the bathroom just absolutely blowing up the stalls."

The article also describes -- graphically -- the "chocolate mess" that Julie Moss made in her running shorts during the last half-mile of the 1982 Ironman Triathlon.

I suppose this is yet another reason to exercise on an empty stomach.

(Source: ESPN Magazine)