Cognitive Dissonance

Look at this picture and tell me what you find most jarring.

Is it:

(A) The age-inappropriate pink hair?

(B) The comically bad wallpaper and home decor?

(C) The fact that a paparazzo is a cast member on the U.K.'s "Celebrity Big Brother"? or

(D) The surgically-implanted washboard abs on said paparazzo's otherwise pudgy body?

[Previously: The Ab-Hancer!]

Another Way to Achieve a Six-Pack

Eat your heart out, Ab-Hancer.

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A Six-Pack in Seconds

After all, "chicks dig it."

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