Spotted at Trader Joe's

Ron Swanson works at Trader Joe's?

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I Wish This Was Real.

But Humphry Slocombe's Secret Breakfast ice cream comes close.

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Ron Swanson's Turkey Burger

More proof that Ron Swanson is awesome:

"Have you ever had a turkey burger?"

"Is that a fried turkey leg inside a grilled hamburger? If so, yes. DELICIOUS."



Eater has made this meat-tastic fever dream a reality.

But watch out for the bone.

Pyramid of Greatness

Last night's "Parks & Recreation" featured Ron Swanson's "Pyramid of Greatness." It is awesome.

I'm somewhat perturbed by the fact that I actually agree with a large number of the boxes in the pyramid. (Especially this one: "TORSO: Should be thick and impenetrable." And the skim milk one, too.)