The Joe Bovino Interview (Updated)

[4/23/12 - Content removed at the request of Joe Bovino.]

Round 2 / Day 80: P90X Shoulders & Arms + Ab Ripper X

Is it just me, or is Tony the only person in the Shoulders & Arms workout who hasn't shaved his armpits?

Could it be that Tony's the least vain of the bunch?

Round 2 / Day 17: P90X Shoulders & Arms + Ab Ripper X

Once again, I shortened my rest breaks, skipped the cool-down and didn't stop to listen to Tony's pointless banter, and managed to shorten the workout (while still doing all the moves) by almost 20 minutes.

Frankly, I just don't care how many reps Daniel Haas aims to crank out. Nor do I care about Dreya Weber's favorite soup or how much Tony thinks he physically resembles Joe Bovino and Bobby Stephenson. (By the way, they're all athletic white guys with dark hair, but only one comes across a total douchebag.)

P90X Day 73: Shoulders & Arms + Ab Ripper X

I've completed my last scheduled Shoulders & Arms workout (in this first 90-day round of P90X, anyway). Given that this DVD's likely to remain in its cardboard sleeve for a little while, I probably should have pushed myself harder. Instead, I was content to match the reps and weights from my previous session -- in large part because I'm certain my arms would have violently detached from my body if I'd attempted to go heavier.

Adios, Daniel Haas. Smell you later, Joe Bovino. See you in Round 2 (assuming I don't flake out).