Look at this picture and tell me what you find most jarring.
(A) The age-inappropriate pink hair?
(B) The comically bad wallpaper and home decor?
(C) The fact that a paparazzo is a cast member on the U.K.'s "Celebrity Big Brother"? or
(D) The surgically-implanted washboard abs on said paparazzo's otherwise pudgy body?
[Previously: The Ab-Hancer!]