1. Butterfinger Buzz. "Crispety, crunchety, peanut-buttery bar with caffeine!"
2. Cheerwine-Filled Krispy Kreme Donuts. "[A] true celebration of two southern heritage icons doing something quite magical for loyal fans in the south." Fun fact: "Something quite magical" is code for "diabetes."
3. S'mores Sliders. I can't decide whether I want to: (A) eat this, or (B) vomit.
Time for lunch!