If you're anywhere close to Del Mar, please get to Chicken Charlie's at the San Diego County Fair and tell 'em they need to increase the temperature of their frying oil. That shit ain't bubbling, yo.
And while you're there, order me a deep-fried Girl Scout cookie and/or a deep-fried Krispy Kreme donut & chicken sandwich and FedEx it to my house. Thank you.
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Previously: I Hope That Butter Was Fried in Butter
