Thankfully, modern science has come up with the answer: BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn.
Think sugary kettlecorn, only "loaded with caffeine." You know -- so you can stay up and eat more kettlecorn. And possibly some red velvet cake-battered onion rings, too.
The ingredients in BioFuel Caffeinated Popcorn? "Sugar, light brown sugar, caffeine, canola oil, and salt." And probably some corn, too.
I'm so glad our greater scientific understanding has created this altogether healthy, artistic, and culturally sensitive food product for all to enjoy. Because who needs sleep, anyway?