It's April Fool's, which means websites everywhere are in the pranking business today. What's more, a bunch of 'em look like they were created by animal protein enthusiasts -- and what could possibly be more hilarious than meat?
Exhibit A: Whole Foods - "Insects Raised with Compassion"
Bonus points for the "Speed Up Your Checkout" article, which explains how "you can set up a direct deposit account to have your whole paycheck automatically converted to a Whole Foods Market gift card. It's the fastest and easiest way to pay." (But I still disapprove of your secret vegan agenda, Whole Foods.)
Exhibit B: Living Social - "Spa-Lami"
You know you want meat in your face, and an "Ultimate Protein Package" in your eyes.
Exhibit C: ThinkGeek - "Angry Birds Pork Rinds"
"A low carb, high protein, high fat snack that tastes like winning" indeed.