Losing Your Appetite

Remember last month's reports about how the thought of stuffing your face actually helps curbs your appetite? Now comes research that says that "a brisk walk around the block can significantly dampen cravings," too.

But why stop there? Supercharge your weight loss with other appetite suppression strategies, including:

• Drugs!
• Acupuncture!
• Wasabi!
• Dunkin Donuts coffee!
• And watching incredibly gross things on the Internet!

So grab your walking shoes, stick some needles in your skin, throw a hunk of wasabi and a handful of Phendimetrazine tablets in your coffee mug, watch "2 Girls 1 Cup" (again), and imagine sinking your teeth into this. You'll lose that spare tire in no time flat!

Or not.