A Farewell to (Fat) Arms

Is the extreme weight loss approach used on "The Biggest Loser" extreme, unsafe and ineffective (in the long run)? Yes, yes, and yes.

But am I going to tune in for tonight's season finale? Totally. To miss it would be un-American.

You'll find me on my couch tonight, BodyBugg strapped on my arm, gnawing on a Subway sandwich dipped in Brita-filtered water, and fondling my collection of Ziplock bags, Extra Sugarfree Gum and Fiber One cereal.