I don't know if I should thank Ben or curse him for unearthing this gem from Tony Horton's past:
Even if I were to claw my own eyes out, this horrific image -- complete with torn belly-shirt and purple spandex shorts -- will remain forever seared in my brain.
This was 1996, people. I remember 1996. This outfit was not cool in 1996. Was Tony hard up for cash?
He might as well have worn a crotch-hugging leotard and a bowtie.