Thursday, January 21, 2010

Oh, The Horror

I don't know if I should thank Ben or curse him for unearthing this gem from Tony Horton's past:

Even if I were to claw my own eyes out, this horrific image -- complete with torn belly-shirt and purple spandex shorts -- will remain forever seared in my brain.

This was 1996, people. I remember 1996. This outfit was not cool in 1996. Was Tony hard up for cash?

He might as well have worn a crotch-hugging leotard and a bowtie.