What, No Bacon On Top?

My thoughts, upon seeing this year-old photo of IHOP's Who-Cakes (a promotional tie-in from that really shitty live-action "Horton Hears a Who" movie that no one saw):

• That looks awful.
• But I kind of want to try it.
• Now, that's a breakfast my kids would actually eat.
• I wonder if they could make this with whole wheat pancakes.
• Next to the pancakes, that plate of hash browns looks really, really sad.