Tacos Made with Doritos Are Real But They're Not Real Food.

I was on the phone the other day with someone who lives near Fresno, California. "But I don't like to tell people I'm from Fresno," she said. "It's the armpit of California."

Really? Then how do you explain THIS:



That's right: Fresno's among the first towns in California where you can purchase Taco Bell's Taco Supremes made with "REAL" nacho-cheese-flavored Doritos.

Incidentally, isn't this one of the signs of the Apocalypse?