Rule No. 1: Do not eat at Denny's.
Rule No. 2: If you insist on eating at Denny's, do not order pancakes.
Rule No. 3: If your pancakes arrive sans imitation maple syrup, do not ask the belligerent women seated at the next table to borrow theirs.
Because if the response is: "BITCH, YOUR PANCAKES LOOK FINE TO ME,” you might have to do this: