Why have I been wasting my time with CrossFit and Paleo nutrition when ALL I HAD TO DO WAS ORDER A DO-IT-YOURSELF GASTRIC BYPASS SURGERY KIT FROM AMAZON???
According to news reports, the "experts" are worried that it may in fact be "dangerous" to perform surgery on oneself at home, if you can believe that.
As a result, the kit's no longer available (even though the customer reviews are still up). Guess I'll have to make do with a butter knife, a roll of toilet paper and some rubber bands.
(Source: BoingBoing, Boston.com)