Who woke up at 2 a.m. to check on his beef jerky? (And by "beef jerky," I mean beef jerky. Really. It's not a euphemism for anything.)
Me!
Who couldn't go back to sleep?
Me!
Who's now up and heading out for some bleary-eyed 5 a.m. deadlifts at the CrossFit box?
Me!
Who's totally going to conk out as soon as my morning flight takes off for New York?
Me!
