Monday, May 10, 2010

Kale Kale Kale Kale Kale

Does your preferred workout style reflect your core personality?

As I mentioned a couple of days ago, Robert Downey Jr. employed a highly improvisational, sledgehammerific, crazy/weird/fun-sounding training program to prep for Iron Man 2, which seems to fit his reputation as an outsized, off-the-wall actor.

His co-star Gwyneth Paltrow, however, followed an achingly strict and monotonous regimen that involves doing black & white workout DVDs from an oddly silent Tracy Anderson and ingesting massive amounts of kale. I wish I could spend the rest of this post speculating about what this narcolepsy-inducing routine says about Ms. Paltrow's personality, but...can't...stay...awake...