So the winner of The Biggest Loser this season is Danny Cahill, who dropped from 430 pounds to 191 pounds. And you know that that means, right? Bunn-O-Matic's giving away coffee makers to charity! (WTF?)
Even more awesome? Danny ditched the soul patch.
The producers of the show are in the midst of a full-court press to defend charges that such rapid and massive weight loss is potentially dangerous, but for now, let's just raise our glasses to Danny and his amazing achievement, and hope that he's not urinating blood.