Leave it to Tyra Banks to tackle all of the tough diet questions you've been pondering, like:
Should I lose weight by: (1) dieting sensibly and exercising, or (2) ingesting a tapeworm egg pulled out of a cow, allowing the parasite to absorb the calories from the food I eat while it grows to about 50 feet in length inside my intestines (and possibly causing abdominal pain, diarrhea, and seizures), and then taking a series of antibiotics so I can murder the tapeworm and shit the fucking thing out?
Decisions, decisions.
