Thursday, October 22, 2009

Cookie Diet?

Speaking of food: If you're even thinking about starting a "Cookie Diet," please let me be the first to inform you that you are a fucking moron.
The gist of [the Cookie Diet] is simple: Eat cookies and lose up to 10 pounds a month. Or, in blunter terms: Consume a substance whose ingredients and nutritional value are somewhat vague and drop weight, because how can you not when you’re only consuming 800 to 1,000 calories a day?
On the other hand, if you're someone who's developing and promoting such a diet plan, kudos. Who knew it was so easy to dupe people into shelling out up to $600 a month for a nutrient-deficient starvation diet?