Stop With Your Kryptonite Tears

Turns out that women's crying makes men weak. Literally. In fact:

According to a new study, even a whiff of [women's] tears can dramatically reduce men's testosterone levels and to a lesser extent, their sense of sexual arousal.

So guys: If you're on a mass gain program, try not to make your wives/girlfriends cry.

Size Matters

According to Turkish researchers, fat guys last longer in bed. Why? Because they have more female hormones in 'em.

Apparently estrogen slows a man's progression to orgasm, so fat men are paradoxically more womanly (chemically speaking) and better at pleasing their partners. (Assuming people of either gender actually want long-lasting sex, as opposed to "Get it over with already!" sex.)

So all you skinny guys: When your sexual partner complains about your Quick Draw McGraw performance in the bedroom, kindly explain that it's because you're ALL MAN.

(Source: Gawker)