Better Get Paleo

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that this is the first rap video in the history of mankind that name-checks Robb Wolf, Everyday Paleo, Mat Lalonde, Whole9, John Welbourn and Balanced Bites AND features a chinstrap-bearded gentleman advising corn to perform fellatio.



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Pay My Eighty Bucks for Six Things and Get the Heck Out

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I'm Gonna Eat the Chard Right Out Your Yard

I like vegetables.



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"Pump the Dumbbells 'Til My Arms Look Ignorant"

This is stuck in my head:



Now who's going to step up and create a CrossFit rap video?

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