CrossFit Games on ESPN3

Looks like this year's Games will be streamed on ESPN3.

I wouldn't be surprised if it makes it onto television -- say, ESPN2 or Versus -- next year.

But in the meantime, I hope all of you (who can't make it to the Home Depot Center) will pulling a Ben Hollingshaus:

Hot Meatball Treatment

It's April Fool's, which means websites everywhere are in the pranking business today. What's more, a bunch of 'em look like they were created by animal protein enthusiasts -- and what could possibly be more hilarious than meat?

Exhibit A: Whole Foods - "Insects Raised with Compassion"

Bonus points for the "Speed Up Your Checkout" article, which explains how "you can set up a direct deposit account to have your whole paycheck automatically converted to a Whole Foods Market gift card. It's the fastest and easiest way to pay." (But I still disapprove of your secret vegan agenda, Whole Foods.)

Exhibit B: Living Social - "Spa-Lami"

You know you want meat in your face, and an "Ultimate Protein Package" in your eyes.



Exhibit C: ThinkGeek - "Angry Birds Pork Rinds"

"A low carb, high protein, high fat snack that tastes like winning" indeed.