The Opposite of Paleo

Bargain alert! Frozen diabetes in a box costs only six dollars and fifty cents!

Wait -- isn't this one of the signs of the apocalypse?



[Sources: Salon, Freezer Burns]

Meatsicle

Kitchen torch not included.

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Frozen Pizza X 3

Ever felt like sandwiching Totino's Pizza Rolls inside a couple of flayed-open pepperoni Hot Pockets, and then wrapping it all up in a DiGiorno pepperoni pizza like a big-ass taco?

Me neither. But thankfully, this guy has:



(Source: Freezer Burns)