1. Darth Vader Burgers -- soon available in France and Belgium!
2. Chicken & Waffle Wings -- because how else are you going to eat chicken and waffles in the car?
3. Bacon Soda -- swine plus sugar water equals yum!
4. Mountain Dew -- it dissolves rats!
5. Dulche de Leche Cheerios -- they're "naturally flavored" with caramel!
6. Chocolate Covered Totino's Pizza Rolls -- because why the hell not?
7. SPAM Mints -- for hot dates who love Hormel products.
Not everyone's trying to eat healthier this January, I guess.