She's 13 and holds 8 weightlifting records. Plus, she CrossFits. And eats Paleo.
In addition, she wears "BACON" socks by Gumball Poodle (which, incidentally, also made Nom Nom Paleo's socks).
In contrast, my eighth grade year was devoted to sticking baseball cards in protective plastic sheets and fighting the good fight against acne.
