It's April 15! Go ahead and celebrate finishing your taxes -- but do your best to steer clear of the following:
South Korean Ice Cream - because it'll make you think you can breakdance.
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Carved Bananas - because they're the stuff of nightmares.
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Cookie-Stuffed Cookies - because it all ends up in the same place: Your butt.
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Oversized Donuts - because just looking at them will give you diabetes.
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Free Cinnabon (on April 18) - because you know better.
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Monster Volcano Wedding Cake - because it'll look pretty much the same when it exits your body.
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Stay strong.