Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Vegans are Aliens

From the looks of this guy, maybe vegans aren't such weaklings after all.

I don't know about you, but I certainly wouldn't want to tussle with a race of nipple-less Speedo-clad 30-foot-tall aliens whose brains "continually radiate anti-gravitons." Vegans may be "cowardly," but those flesh-colored "horn-like projections on the front of their skulls" creep me out.


I know what you're thinking. Don't believe vegans could possibly develop bodies of such "vast bulk"? Then you must not have heard about Mike Tyson's new diet.

(Source: And I Am Not Lying)