According to Turkish researchers, fat guys last longer in bed. Why? Because they have more female hormones in 'em.
Apparently estrogen slows a man's progression to orgasm, so fat men are paradoxically more womanly (chemically speaking) and better at pleasing their partners. (Assuming people of either gender actually want long-lasting sex, as opposed to "Get it over with already!" sex.)So all you skinny guys: When your sexual partner complains about your Quick Draw McGraw performance in the bedroom, kindly explain that it's because you're ALL MAN.